when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’
one time in 7th grade i was having unbearable intestinal pain like i could not move at all it hurt so bad so i went to the nurse and she sent me home and the second i got home i farted for legitimately 45 seconds and all of the pain disappeared
- *fight breaks out*
- me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!