emobaria:

I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago

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nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

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artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

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jimmyfallonvevo:

hotclog:

jimmyfallonvevo:

How to add comments to someone else’s post:
1. Don’t.

omg this ^^

image

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this is the most important gif on the INTERNET


axelvalentine:

Whenever I try to impress someone:

image

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brokentripod:

officerofmonkeyproblems:

slow clap




spearmintx:

why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens

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piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks
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