spearmintx:

why is it that were always told not to get tattoos at a young age because we “will regret it later on” when we are basically told to choose a career path by age 18? i’d rather be 40 years old with a tattoo that meant something to me when i was young than be 40 years old not wanting to get out of bed to go to a job that i hate because i was forced to decide on a career in my teens

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piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks
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jehovahzwetness:

Gay marriage should be legal because gay divorce court shows would be fucking hilarious

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santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

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lustinforagustin:

my dad and sister came home and they went to the salvation army and brought home some chairs and i said “you shouldn’t buy from them because they discriminate gays” and my dad sarcastically replied “well then no gay asses have sat in our chair” and i said “i can change that” and sat in one that is how i accidentally came out to my family

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bromancing-the-stone:

ah yes, my ride is here.








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